slcpunkmoved:

nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I’m a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that’s my god-given right as a tax payer.

Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.

casthour:

saintjimmyyy:

HEY . HEY I HAVENT SEEN “HES GOING TO FUCKING TELL MY MOM” TODAY. WHERE IS IT ……

do i need to do everything myself

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goldenvicious:

numboars:

piermanwalter:

gunsandfireandshit:

normal-horoscopes:

ndiecity:

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egberts:

egberts:

“sunsettter retractable awning” words forever on reserve in my brain

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jayiray:

melrows:

pajamasecrets:

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PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

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prisonhannibal:

I literally need to go to a museum and look at the how thick the layers of paint are for an hour. I need to look at brushstrokes

cemeterything:

staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself “you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy”

goruma:

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan